Tortuga Nest: Top 100! (#20 atm) The guild your mama warned you about. [Feb 19: SPOTS OPEN

Discussion in 'Recruitment' started by Kelani, Oct 23, 2014.

  1. ; )
     
  2. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    No, really. What name? I get confused. :)

    Dec 7 Update: TN is now (finally) 100% PH5+
     
  3. I PMed you (I think).
     
  4. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Well, thank you for that. We have room, so have her send me a message, or reply to this thread, and we'll be glad to have her.
     
  5. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    :eek:Oh nooo, not the kick button!

    December 7th Update:
    Kel's Law: If you kick someone for inactivity, re-accepting them won't make them change. They will remain inactive, and give you some crap excuse about Aliens stealing their ipad. The Kick Button (R)(TM) got a workout today. I finally had to bid adieu to those remaining three players who treat this game like a visit to the dentist. Seriously, who has a L6 PH and a L2 ship? And if they do, who then complains about not being able to get BP? I don't need that kind of crazy :D

    On an unrelated note: We have 4 spots open! Current stats: 46/50 100% active. Send a request and come join us!
     
  6. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    December 8th update: Amazingly enough, nobody got kicked today. Tomorrow is another day, though. So, those troublemaking pirates better behave! :mad: Before I forget, a TN welcome to our newest pirate. @Davy Jones' Daughter and @.Lord M€G/\T|2ON. for the referral. :) Also, thanks to all of you for totally defiling my status page with your clown porn and godknowswhatelse :p Seriously, I think you guys broke my alerts.

    On an unrelated note: We have 3 spots open! Current stats: 47/50 100% active. Send a request and come join us!
     
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  7. Shonda La

    Shonda La First Mate

    Did someone say clownporn? Eek.
     
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  8. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    This is bringing back images of Mr. Bungle
     
  9. Shonda La

    Shonda La First Mate

    Mr. Belvedere?
     
  10. Shonda La

    Shonda La First Mate

    You really shouldn't let people in on your proclivities for carnie music, kel. It's bad enough we all know about the clown porn...
     
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  11. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Mr Bungle - Carousel (probably explicit lyrics)

    Also featuring sound effects from my favorite pinball game, ever.
     
  12. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    December 10th Update: Nobody joined or got kicked today, so I just have some nifty stats from around the guild.

    Pirate Hall Count
    PH7: 10
    PH6: 30
    PH5: 5
    PH4: 1

    Average Rank: 210
    Pirate Catchers: 24
    Observatories: 22


    On an unrelated note: We have 4 spots open! Current stats: 46/50 and 100% active. Send a request and come join us!
     
  13. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    And we have cookies.
     
  14. Shonda La

    Shonda La First Mate

    We do have cookies.
     
  15. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Sometimes. They tend to be stolen by errant, horny falcons
     
  16. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    Now this is getting weird.
     
  17. Shonda La

    Shonda La First Mate

    LOL!! Well done, Kel. Very well done. :)
     
  18. Amuk

    Amuk Crew

    This looks like a far better fit than the guild I'm in.
     
  19. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

  20. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    We also like cats.
     

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